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★ ★ ★ ★ Daily Mail

"A fine French vignette" Daily Mail

"An adorable portrayal of the gameplay of lone lovers, thrillingly chasing each other in circles." WhatsOnStage

Unaware that his apartment door is ajar, a man is making coffee, preparing to leave for work. A woman enters silently, carrying a suitcase. Who is she? What does she want? Will she find it?

She: Is it very hard to seduce a woman?

He: No.....no it’s not hard...

She: It’s all in the technique I suppose?

He: Absolutely not.

She: What then?

He: It would take hours to explain.

She: I’m in no hurry.

 A very French love story from writer Jean-Claude Carriere, long time collaborator of Bunuel and Peter Brook.